"A Homestuck-esque assault on the senses" — Nubby's friend who didn't read the secret rule #2
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This is the NUB zone, where we have 3 immportant rules:
You're riding your motorcycle west at 80mph. A train is going east at 100pmh. Holy shit -- why are you driving on the railroad track?! Quick, there's no time! Pick an answer!